Ohohohoho, guess who I ran into in the middle of the alley ways of our old Neighborhood?
Oh man, fucking amazing, they didn't expect a fucking thing. They used to jump my ass all the time from behind, so it's kind of poetic that I managed to jump their asses and knock them out.
Didn't kill them, not yet, brought them back to my hideout, they didn't like it in here which I can understand, it's not such a nice place when you first step in here, but you get used to the smell.
Anyways, it was actually really funny when they regained their consciousness. They were spewing threats and typical "Master will kill you" bullshit. For those of you whore are not with the program, when I was still on friendly terms with Claude and... In any way, when things used to be relatively normal and I was a Proxy, these two assholes (Who are also proxies) used to jump and beat my ass every chance they got, because they didn't like the idea of me serving, only because I wanted to live longer, you see, they are the "true" followers, that is of course until you begin to cut their skin open slowly from toe to head.
Their threats instantly changed to pleas and apologies, it was quite pathetic actually. But hey, I'm not one to complain, it's not like anybody heard them or anything.
I tried asking them on where was Claude hiding exactly, but they didn't know anything, the funny thing is that immediately after that question Gabe jumped at the opportunity to propose he and White help me find him, never mind the fact that I don't trust them, as if they would be useful in any way.
I punctured enough wound in their bodies for the to bleed out, I spent the next hour just sitting and watching them bleed out. It wasn't as satisfying as I thought it would be, it was kind of boring actually.
Oh well...
*neighbourhood
ReplyDeleteActually starting to doubt you're British. This is like the millionth time you've spelled shit like an American. Come clean.
The fact this is my only gripe with this post probably says a lot about me.
Wait, I do have another gripe. You kill people far too slowly. You'll probably get a lot of pats on the back for torturing your schoolyard bullies. I guess they really got to you and affected you even though you pretended they didn't. :)
God Damn it, it's my laptop, it has American auto correct on, I never bothered to change it.
DeleteI guess they did.
Go to the control panel and change your language to "English (UK)".
DeleteIf I remember to change it, I will.
DeleteIt takes like 10 econds?
DeleteWell yeah, killing bitches like that is going to be fucking dull if you just let them bleed. You got to keep hurting them til the fucking light goes out! Chop them up, choke them, fucking gut them like a fish and hit them til they're a pile of bloody shit on the floor!
ReplyDeleteIt will be over quicker, but you won't just be fucking sitting there