Saturday, 25 July 2015

Neat Trick

Nice raid, killed everybody off in that bar, bet you're real proud of yourself. It was really interesting to watch you leap several feet in the air with your sword in your mouth, with the speed of an animal, running across the walls, interesting indeed.

For a while we've been wondering how the hell you were capable of slaughtering so many, without dying in the process your bowsie ass. I mean, let's be honest with ourselves, you're far from being a strong fella, so seeing such a dense dumbass kill such a majority of people was always unexpectedly surprising.

This time, however, you didn't count on the bar having cameras installed outside, in the alley ways, where you shot up some weird juice through your veins, from your silver briefcase, which you ten proceeded to hid under the dumpster. After that, you fucking went insane, grabbed your sword in your mouth, walked into the bar on all fours, snarling and drooling like a wild animal.

So we let other people take a look at the footage, you know, people who've been longer in this predicament longer than you and I, and they said that you've been shooting up some Fear blood.

Now, we don't know where you got that shit, or how you got it, but now we know what makes you tick and they know how to catch your ass.

Just felt like you needed to know, after all, we are ol' buddies.

4 comments:

  1. You sound like Birdshit. You just keep on making those fucking bullshit toughguy-when-hiding-behind-goons speeches while Malik kills your bitch squad and then you, just like what the fuck I'm going to do to Osprey.

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  2. That sounds.... unsanitary.

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  3. Keep talking, fact of the matter is, all this time, I've been systematically taking out the remaining bits of your group all over London, with you not knowing how to catch me, or stop me.

    You think, just because you know this little piece of information about me, you will stop me? Keep dreaming, shit stick.

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