Saturday 25 July 2015

Neat Trick

Nice raid, killed everybody off in that bar, bet you're real proud of yourself. It was really interesting to watch you leap several feet in the air with your sword in your mouth, with the speed of an animal, running across the walls, interesting indeed.

For a while we've been wondering how the hell you were capable of slaughtering so many, without dying in the process your bowsie ass. I mean, let's be honest with ourselves, you're far from being a strong fella, so seeing such a dense dumbass kill such a majority of people was always unexpectedly surprising.

This time, however, you didn't count on the bar having cameras installed outside, in the alley ways, where you shot up some weird juice through your veins, from your silver briefcase, which you ten proceeded to hid under the dumpster. After that, you fucking went insane, grabbed your sword in your mouth, walked into the bar on all fours, snarling and drooling like a wild animal.

So we let other people take a look at the footage, you know, people who've been longer in this predicament longer than you and I, and they said that you've been shooting up some Fear blood.

Now, we don't know where you got that shit, or how you got it, but now we know what makes you tick and they know how to catch your ass.

Just felt like you needed to know, after all, we are ol' buddies.

Thursday 2 July 2015

Gabe and White

Ohohohoho, guess who I ran into in the middle of the alley ways of our old Neighborhood?

Oh man, fucking amazing, they didn't expect a fucking thing. They used to jump my ass all the time from behind, so it's kind of poetic that I managed to jump their asses and knock them out.

Didn't kill them, not yet, brought them back to my hideout, they didn't like it in here which I can understand, it's not such a nice place when you first step in here, but you get used to the smell.

Anyways, it was actually really funny when they regained their consciousness. They were spewing threats and typical "Master will kill you" bullshit. For those of you whore are not with the program, when I was still on friendly terms with Claude and... In any way, when things used to be relatively normal and I was a Proxy, these two assholes (Who are also proxies) used to jump and beat my ass every chance they got, because they didn't like the idea of me serving, only because I wanted to live longer, you see, they are the "true" followers, that is of course until you begin to cut their skin open slowly from toe to head.

Their threats instantly changed to pleas and apologies, it was quite pathetic actually. But hey, I'm not one to complain, it's not like anybody heard them or anything.

I tried asking them on where was Claude hiding exactly, but they didn't know anything, the funny thing is that immediately after that question Gabe jumped at the opportunity to propose he and White help me find him, never mind the fact that I don't trust them, as if they would be useful in any way.

I punctured enough wound in their bodies for the to bleed out, I spent the next hour just sitting and watching them bleed out. It wasn't as satisfying as I thought it would be, it was kind of boring actually.

Oh well...