Monday, 16 June 2014

Finally.

Hello,

I'm Alesana, one of the team mates Malik was talking about. I'm sorry for his vulgar behavior, he doesn't know any manners, but that's why we love him.

I'm the one who brought up the suggestion to the guys, to create a blog. I figured it would be fun to see them post about random stuff here, especially Malik, since he's not so social. I'm actually surprised he spent his time going around other blogs commenting.

When I found out about blogging, I saw that Proxies and Runners, and anyone else, could talk without trying to kill each other, even become friends at some point, I figured this would be awesome to have around. As I said, it might help the guys mentally, I bet killing, or stalking someone all the time has a bad influence on your social skills.

They sure as hell didn't want to do it, but I can be very persuasive :)

As for me, I'm the only girl in the team, but that never bothered me, all of the guys are friendly to me, however they aren't so friendly towards each other. I am sort of their nanny in this team, I cook, patch them up, find out the required information, etc.

I don't know if you can tell by my attitude that I don't really want to be a proxy, nor a runner, I just want to go out with friends and have fun. That's why I don't go onto any of those missions, I stay behind and help the guys anyway I can from here, they don't mind.

So yeah, it's nice to meet all (Three) of you, hope we an get to know each other better :D

32 comments:

  1. Are you named after the band?

    If so, your parents are awesome.

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    1. I didn't know there was a band named Alesana O.o

      but no, they named me, because... I dunno, they just named me like that :D

      -Alesana.

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    2. Don't pretend like you don't know about the band, I make fun of you on a daily basis because of that.

      Also, make your own God Damn account, I don't want to sign my comments.

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    3. For what it's worth, there's a band named Asking Alexandria (Alexandria is my name.) :D Actually, Italian people call me Alessandria which sounds kind of like your name.

      Uh, if you want to get to know us, well you can call me Sanna.

      I'm 17.

      I was raised in England.

      My favourite song is Going To Hell by The Pretty Reckless. Can't think why. I also like Rock Of Ages by Def Leppard. And Linchpin by Fear Factory. There should be a law that everyone has to listen to those songs. Guilty pleasure song is Dirty Love by Ke$ha and Iggy Pop because of the guitar and also "I don't want your fancy things / Champagne tastes like piss to me". So I like a lot of music.

      My most embarrassing moment is... my life.

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    4. Also, when people try to make fun of the Asking Alexandria thing, I take it as a compliment! ;)

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    5. Very nice to meet you Sanna and I don't really take offense to Malik making fun of me, I think it's darn cute, I like to believe that that's his way of communicating :)

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    6. No shit. I love antisocial people.

      On that note, tell him I said "Hey man, are you a wall in a river? 'Cause DAM."

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  2. Pleasure to meet you, Alesana. I'm Lovett, I used to be a proxy too.

    If you don't mind me asking, what exactly do you do in the rear exhelon? Where I was, there wasnt much transparency between admin and field teams.

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    1. You make it sound too professional. As I said, I just take care of the guys and help them with extra information, I'm also good with computers, so little hacking here and there.

      To be honest, I'm not supposed to stay behind, but since the guys don't mind, they let me stay behind. It sounds like when you were a proxy, it was too professional for you, me and the guys we just assigned to form this team and that's it, no further orders were given as to who should do what, we simply get a list of targets and an explanation what to do with them and that's it.

      So it's not really that strict for us here.

      Also, nice to meet you Lovett :)

      - Alesana

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    2. It wasn't as professional as i make it sound. Pretty similar to your setup, it sounds; the admin team handled funding and gave us our orders, we did all the short term planning on the scene.
      Course, then things all went tits up, but it worked pretty well for a while.

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  3. Hello Alesana. You name is just too cool

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    1. Thanks, but I think it's nothing special, your name is just as cool as mine :)

      Nice to meet you.

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  4. Well, there's still some people around who aren't complete psychopaths?

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    1. As soon as you follow these blogs, it's a Psycho Certificate. (Annnnd if I ever have a band, I now have its name. Psycho Certificate. Actually, I already decided on calling it Asylum Rose so whatever. Genre; I'm thinking industrial metal?)

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    2. Well, by psycho I meant 'someone that enjoys going on rampages.' But, I guess you have a point there.

      And a band? Is this your way of handling the stress?

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    3. Um - I'm dreaming of having a band even though I know it's never going to happen, and I'm hitting on Malik even though I know that's never going to happen. The point being - a girl can dream, my heart is dark, but it still dreams and fools around like any other.

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    4. I see. Sorry if I touched a nerve. Still kind of new around here, I think.

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    5. I used to be a kick ass drummer back in high school, I always finished off all of our songs by hitting my head on one of the plates, as homage to Joey Jordison, he used to that shit to close off their last song, shit fucking hurt, but made a reaction.

      You were hitting on me? Is that how that's done? Shit's confusing, never would have picked up on it.

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    6. I used to get picked on being a Slipknot fan. :O

      That's OK, I'm terrible at working out when someone is hitting on me. A boy once said to me "Are you from Ireland? Because my cock size is Dublin" and it took me weeks to understand what he meant.

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    7. He is good at drumming, whenever he has free time, he locks himself up in our garage and starts drumming away. He never lets anyone listen though, good thing the walls are thin enough for me to be able to hear.

      And seriously Mal? I knew you were not a people's person, but come on? You didn't pick up on that? Wow.

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    8. Very funny Alesa.

      I used to be a Slipknot fan, until Joey fell out and Paul Gray died, fucking, Paul Gray was insane, the dude did the craziest shit on concerts. I was more of a SOAD fan, to be honest.

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    9. Any group with Serj in it has a place in my heart.

      Soundproof rooms don't block drums anyway, you can still hear them. We used to hang out by the music room at school, a the rooms there are "soundproof" and I developed a crush on a guy just by hearing him play Muse's Assassin on the drums. It was like a week before I actually saw his face.

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    10. Ah shit, Muse Assassin the drum solo in the beginning always made me go bat shit crazy (In a good way).

      And while I'm a ginormous System fan, their live shows tend to suck, I attended one, thank God for the fans, cause they saved that one.

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    11. I'm just jealous you got to see System live. Fuck you, bitch.

      Can you play Stockholm Syndrome or Time Is Running Out? :0

      Before this discussion continues, I need to tell you, that no matter how much of a metal head you are, if you hated Metallica's St Anger album, I will find you and I will slap your face. Shoot Me Again was the shit, and Sweet Amber, and Some Kind Of Monster.

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    12. Yes, yes I did, the Mosh Pit on that one ended up giving me a concussion and bruises, worth it.

      If I had the notes, then maybe, although I never tried to cover other band's songs, I always tried to do my own stuff.

      I didn't hate it, but I didn't like it that much, my absolute favorite album of theirs is Master of Puppets hands down, every single track on that album is my instant favorite, especially Welcome Home (Sanitarium).

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    13. I used to play that while playing Sanitarium (computer game) just to stop feeling scared. But my favourite is For Whom The Bell Tolls.

      Just as long as you didn't hate it. Pisses me off when people jump on the "hate St Anger" bandwagon.

      Do you like Alter Bridge? They don't get the recognition they deserve, if you haven't heard of them go check then out, Addicted To Pain is my fave.

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    14. Fuck addicted to pain, Metalingus is the shit!

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    15. I do like Metalingus. But fuck your fucking bitch. Addicted to Pain reminds me of a friend I once had. He was Incognitos brother, actually. I miss him, and I miss Kelevra, makes me really sad... But it's nice when music reminds you of them.

      So where are you guys operating? Please don't be near Moscow. If you are, would you mind telling me the identity of the proxy who thinks I haven't noticed him following me home?

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    16. Nowhere near, we're in jolly ol' England.

      Did you tell Incognito about the Proxy, sounds like it would be a good idea to do so.

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    17. I was raised in England. I hope you are enjoying the rain, wheelie bins and the shitty politicians!

      I'm way too nervous to tell him what it's like at work, haha if I told him the half of it, he'd probably tell me to stop going.

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    18. Oh look at all the music talk... this looks fun.

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    19. Do either of you like BFMV?

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