My name's Malik, no point in beating around the bush, so I'll just say it straight.
I'm a proxy, for those of you who don't know what this means, that's not my problem, for those of you who know what this means, well good for fucking you, here you go a medal, now run along and eat up that cookie.
Don't expect a lot out of me, I made this blog simply because my team insisted on it, something about having somewhere to unload our personal baggage and all that nice and fancy shit. The rest of my team mates have access to this account, so they might come around and make a post here and there.
Now, I'm not a complete ignoramus, I am fully aware that there are others out there with these kind of blogs, I've been keeping an eye on a few of those and now that I have a blog, I'll go and follow them, so I will be posted on their progress, maybe even leave a few comments here and there.
Now that this is out of the way, you can fuck off now.
- Malik.
Why are you following my blog? It creeps me out when proxies follow my blog. Like I'm going to wake up one night and you'll be there with a chainsaw or some shit.
ReplyDeleteNah, I'm not like your friend Kelevra, I follow your blog so I can easily get updates on when you post. It surely beats writing up the whole address of your blog all the time. As to why am I keeping an eye on your blog, I can easily get bored, for almost a year I've been keeping an eye on numerous blogs as a sorts of entertainment.
DeleteNo, Kelevra would come up with something worse than a chainsaw if he intended to kill me.
DeleteHe's the necrophiliac version of Fallout's Joshua Graham / The Burned Man. Right down to the bandages covering burns.
Interesting blog address yoy have there.
ReplyDeleteHa! You noticed, fun. I'll tell more on that later, maybe, if I'm in the mood, or not lazy.
DeleteWhat does "eat my ass" even mean? Is this seriously a thing people say? And is it perjorative or is it a request??
DeleteLook forwrdcto it.
Delete@Sanna I think he meant the http address for my blog, as for the "Eat my Ass" you can consider that sort of "Get Lost" in my language.
DeleteYeah, I know what he meant.
DeleteAxaxaxa, you're the most antisocial fucker ever with the best hair. You're goddamned fucking perfect. I mean that sincerely.
Can't deny the truth, I do hate almost everybody. Thank you, I take care of my hair very carefully.
DeleteYou're welcome! I love your tattoos. Guys with tattoos are hot shit. Sorry if you're a proxy who hates me but yah, had to be said.
DeleteYou seem interesting Malik....
ReplyDeleteReally? What's there so interesting? Just a guy who loves punk rock, is a complete slacker and hates almost everybody around him.
DeleteOh well.
Its just that you remind me of someone I used to know.
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