Wednesday, 3 September 2014

Would it kill you to charge your fucking phone?

Malik, you dumb piece of shit.

First of; Charge your fucking phone.

Second; Inform me when you take a leave for 3 nights straight.

Third; Since your phone isn't charged, I have to put this up here in order for you to read it. Your last post didn't win you any favors with the "Higher Ups". They're pissed and they wanted to relocate your ass, I barely managed to convince them to let you stay with us. You better fucking appreciate it.

Fourth; Get your ass back here immediately, you have an assignment waiting for you.

Shit head.

4 comments:

  1. His phone is probably charged and he's just not answering you. That, or he's deliberately not charging it.

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    1. No, but if he happens upon our doorstep, we know nothing.

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  2. How do you fuckin idiots know he wasn't attacked or kidnapped?

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