Wednesday, 2 July 2014

Meh.

Alright, now that I cooled down, I can say that me and Alesa have worked things out, I forgave her for intruding my space and she promised to never do it again.

Fuckin' hate when people move shit in my room, everything is in it's respective place, it seems like a mess to you? Well fuck you, in this mess, I know where everything is, so there is no point in fucking moving it. It really pisses me off when somebody touches and moves my stuff and then I can't fucking find it, part of the reason why me and my parents didn't get along too well, they always fucking cleaned up my room, shit fucking pissed me off.

Speaking of parents, simply because I feel like getting all personal and shit, why not talk about them. Fucking hated them: "Do this, do that, go here, start this." Fuck you, you don't tell me what to do, if I say I want to be a drummer in a band, I want to fucking be a drummer in a fucking band! Not some stupid ass manager, or some other boring ass shit.

As you can tell, never was a perfect son, skipped lessons in school, getting in trouble was my thing, got arrested on several occasions, basically a juvenile delinquent. Ran the fuck away from home, started living at my mates place, we did nothing but go to the concerts, parties, drink, play games and occasionally host a gig at some run down, old ass, bar. Life was pretty cool, up until the point when he started jibber jabbing about some tall man in a business suit and shit, one second I laugh at his stupidity, the next second I watch him get torn apart right in front of my eyes, saying that I was scared, would be the understatement of the year. Didn't run away though, shock I guess, I mean, cut me some slack, what was your first reaction when you met Slendy?

Anyways, I think I'm next, life flashes, yadda yadda, I blink for a second and he's gone, so now I'm in the middle of the street, middle of night, drenched in the pool of blood of my mate, I pass out. Next thing, I wake up behind bars, as soon as the cops see me woken up, they take me to the interrogation room, I thought they were going to start asking me questions and eventually hang the murder on my ass. Instead, I get a dude in a long ass, black trench coat walk up to me and explain everything: Slendy, Proxies, Fears, Runners, all that fancy shit that we know and love. So he proposes me a job as a proxy, why? I don't fucking know, been a proxy for a year, still don't know how they recruit. However, the job sounded better than getting ripped to pieces, so I agreed.

Since then I became a proxy: I stalked, I scared, I killed, I sent messages, all that fancy shit. And then, at some point, I got assigned to this team, I don't question orders, cause I don't want to risk it for the biscuit, although I prefer working with people I don't know and never will get to know. But, in accepting that order, I ended up in this house with these fuck holes and here we are.

Nothing fancy really, no fucked up childhoods, not betrayals, nothing dramatic, fuck drama.

30 comments:

  1. Truly nothing fancy; a middle class white boy acts out and becomes a proxy and a coward. But do not write yourself off yet. This will engulf your life; now you are on the radar with your blog. Adapt, or die. And I believe you will begrudgingly adapt. Then die. Probably by my hands, because I do not like you.

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    1. Eh...cut the guy some slack. He seems like a arrogant asshole, with a god complex....I like it.

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    2. @Vladik Oh look, threats from a guy who had trouble hunting down one little girl and only managed to capture her, through a hired gun, sorry if I'm not afraid of you.

      As for your "Radar" you can shine it up, kiss it goodbye and shove it up your ass, don't forget to turn it sideways, so it would fit better.

      @Clarissa Yup, that's pretty much me.

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    3. Who is that pathetic ass hat anyway? Its like hes trying way too hard to be scary.

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    4. @Malik - I got someone else to do it so that I could chase down the man we were after. I understand that you are trying very hard. But it is not working. I will say that I am not surprised at your detailed knowledge of how to sodomise oneself with various electronic items, because your keyboard is probably reaching your colon right about now. Which explains why you are talking shit.

      @Clarissa - Wow, I guess women are good at multi-tasking, what with you being able to suck Malik's dick and type at the same time.

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    5. @Vladik - Funny hearing that coming from you, well then, in that case, your keyboard must have been up your ass for centuries now, no wonder you're so stuck up, probably cause you have to quench up every time you have to walk, so the keyboard wouldn't fall out, cause dat asshole must be loosened up pretty hard, because of the years of shoving different things in it, huh?

      @Clarissa - Meh, some over obsessive faggot, who captured (Oh wait, no you didn't, you're hired gun did.) Sanna and apparently is planning to kill her, for whatever reason.

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    6. "Faggot"? I am not gay. But if you are the kind of person who hates gay people, then you are truly more pathetic than I am.

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    7. And since when did you become a prophet of the gay people? Nah, you don't give two shits weather someone hates them, or not, you're just using the most obvious come back in the book.

      Don't hate them, don't give a fuck about them.

      I used that word, because it sounds harsh and catchy as fuck, not cause I hate gay people, dumb ass.

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    8. It's a homophobic slur, it always has been, and you just used it, just because you think it sounds catchy, doesn't separate it from its original meaning.

      If a word connected to violence against gay people sounds catchy to you, then you have issues.

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    9. "Just because you think..." Exactly, what I think, that's all I care about, not what other people believe. Hence, I don't care how other people understand the word, all I know is that it's offensive to most and simply because of that, I'm going to use it.

      Thank you Captain Obvious, like you don't? Telling a rapist to rape people, yup, no issues at all.

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    10. It's not offensive to most people. It's offensive to marginalised people. Throwing them under a bus so you can just feel edgy and cool for a few seconds is pathetic.

      When did I do that? I don't do that. Unless you mean Kyrylo. But I never asked Kyrylo to do that. Doesn't mean he won't. But I never asked him, never will.

      You're a proxy anyway, what do you give a shit what we do?

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    11. No, it is offensive to most people, of both orientations, some people don't even take it as an offense, however, surprisingly, you are, hmmm.

      Sure you didn't, sure you won't.

      Oh, see now you're being the arrogant, offensive ass here. Also, you're whole defense of Gay people is hypocritical. "Proxies don't give a shit; Gay people are offended by that word." Who the fuck are you, to say how these people feel about this, or that? Every person, regardless if they're gay, proxy, whatever, have different feeling and emotions, since they are individuals, first and whatever else, second.

      For you to simply categorize humans like they are nothing but labels like that? Who's the pathetic one here?

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    12. *face palm*

      Context, bro. CONTEXT.

      Allow me to rephrase.

      Why do you, a proxy who constantly claims he doesn't care, express concern for the well being of a runner he doesn't know?

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    13. I brought that up, to simply point out that you have issues, just (If not bigger) like me.

      And also, even a guy like me, can have disgust toward the idea of rape and seeing as you are ordering people to rape someone, that disgust is aimed at you as well.

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    14. No, I am not. I have never made such orders, never even requested it of anyone. Just not my style. But at the same time, Kyrylo's business is his own, I am not interfering.

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    15. @Malik~ Couldnt have used a better word myself.
      @Vladik~Hes not saying your gay. He saying your a faggot. Because you are. In case you still want to act like a faggot and say we are stupid for calling you one, without knowing the meaning.... Heres something I pulled off of Urban Dictionary just for you...
      "Faggot
      In these times not really used if somebody is really a homosexual mostly used instead of calling somebody stupid or a loser.
      Ralph: Chris hasn't been answering his phone.
      John: Yeah, he is probably hanging out with those other kids that's why.
      Ralph: He is such a faggot."

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    16. http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/faggot

      Urban Dictionary entries are made by one individual. Oxford dictionary entries are meticulously researched. And it says it is offensive.

      The lengths you people go to, to justify using a slur, is fucking unbelievable.

      Grow up.

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    17. Oh wow I didn't know you were "A ball or roll of seasoned chopped liver, baked or fried."

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    18. I figured you would be smart enough to know I was referring to the third definition. But I guess bigots are not very smart.

      The word is offensive, the word is representative of the shit they have to put up with in this world. The worst thing is - you know and understand it is offensive, because you are going to such absurd lengths to defend it.

      If you want to avoid being called out on your assholery, I have a hint: do not call people 'faggot'.

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    19. Says the person arguing with a teenage girl over the offensiveness of a word, because he got butthurt. And you think i'm the one who should grow up?

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    20. There is in arguing here. It's just you and Malik being wrong, and me being right, as I have just proved to you.

      Besides, maturity is not avoiding arguments.

      Maturity is acknowledging when you're wrong and apologising, taking responsibility for your actions. Maturity is realising that your words mean something.

      Maturity is NOT dry-humping Malik's leg and and throwing logic and reason out just because you want to appear cool to him. But maybe it'll pay off; who knows? I hope Malik notices you today and fills the miserable void in your life. <3

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    21. Ok fine. I'm sorry.... that your wrong.

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    22. thanks alot mr know it all. what i think is that you need to go jump into a deep hole and die. Ok? Ok.

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    23. Wow, what strong argument you have "I'm right, you're wrong." Well fuck me, then if I say "I'm Awesome, You Suck." then that must be also true.

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  2. Malik, can you stop provoking people for one second, please? We don't need trouble here.

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    1. Pfft I ain't afraid of him.

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    2. I'm not afraid of him either, but if he really has the connections to hire assassins, then it isn't smart to provoke him.

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    3. You think I would pay to have you killed?

      How paranoid and arrogant can you get?

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    4. Arrogant? Her? From what I just read, you're the arrogant one here, stating that she's arrogant, indicates that you are better than her, so who's the arrogant one here? She's just being careful and shit. You're just an arrogant ass.

      I guess your head is in the same place as your keyboard and radar, no surprise.

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