My baby.

It's been really busy for the past couple of weeks here, assignment, after assignment, after assignment, fucking hell, shit sucks.

Now that I have some time to take a breather, I can introduce you to Clarissa, say "hi" Clarissa:

(She's beautiful.)

I found her on one of our assignments, we were ordered to creep out a certain dude, he was older than any of us and to top it all of, he was a sword collecting enthusiast. I was doing the creeping, since Claude wasn't in the mood at the time, problem with that was, this guy was no coward. The plan was, we let him catch a glimpse of me and then run off, he was faster, he tackled me down to the ground and started pounding my face in, lucky for me Claude was on stand by with a brick in his hand. So, we kind of failed the assignment and killed the guy off, so what do we decided to do? Go looting of course, I mean, why not? His body is going to be recovered by morning, his death will be signed off as a suicide, his stuff will be inspected by the "police" and if they find something missing, they'll sign off that all the stuff is in it's place.

So we go looting, we see regular shit, like a plasma screen TV, fancy ass looking couches, bunch of fucking vases, basically the dude was rich. And then we go upstairs, into his bedroom and there's another room connecting to the bedroom, so we go in and we find a room, with nothing in it, but a bunch of swords hanging from the walls and I'm like "Dude...".

I'm a big fan of Ninja's, not those shitty Ninja's in video games like Ninja Gaiden, where the ninja is in the open, running around, hacking and slashing left and right. No, real fucking Ninja's, the ones that use stealth to their advantage, the one's who use killing as a last necessity, the one's who use 5 elements as not means of fighting, but as means of hiding.

Anyways, off the nerd'o coaster, I take the most pretty one there and that so happened to be Clarissa.

Now I can hear all the pro's yelling at me "You dumb ass, a sword can't do jack shit against gun's." well fuck you. I'm not using the sword all the time, I'm also using guns (mostly), but I just like carrying her with me, what if there's a chance I can actually use her (Had plenty of chances already).

So yeah.