Since we are located in the same god damn city, our dear Alesana decided to show off the goodness of her heart, by letting Sanna crash at our place for the night. Me saying that it's a brain dead idea and asking for Claude to back me up on this, he said that he didn't mind. So they agreed to help her out and they started thinking on some ways of doing so without exposing ourselves as traitors. They suck at planning, this is the reason why I was assigned to this team, I' the fucking architect here, so I had to come up with a good plan, otherwise we'd be dead.
So, since Franky never takes off his mask, nor does he ever talk, I decided to dress Sanna up as Franky for the day. However, there was another problem, Sanna was being tracked, we had to somehow get her to our house without the trackers seeing it, no problem... What, thought I was gonna reveal how we pulled that off? Nope, we just did it, deal with it.
So she was now in our house, with her trackers having no idea where she was for now. When she came over, I still didn't like the idea, why are we risking our lives for hers? Cause Alesana is nice and Claude is too damn lazy to do anything about it.
"Welp, she's here." I said, seeing Sanna in our kitchen.
Claude was right behind me getting a drink "Welcome."
"Hiya...
and thanks for putting your arses on the line..." (WHY!?)
And just at that moment Alesana fell down the stairs with a bag full of supplies, ready for Sanna. Claude, went to help her up, as he passes Sanna, he hands her a can of Sprite. After drinking the drink, Sanna walked over to Alesa:
"Hi
there. You alright?"
She then looked over her shoulder to look at me, I was not dropping my sight from her, this is a god damn enemy, trained by a soldier and for some reason we were helping her!
Alesana got up, introduced herself to Sanna and anded her the bag, saying what it's for.
We had to get this plan over with fast, the trackers must have already decided to check out our place and yet they were standing there chatting and shit, great fucking idea!
"We're
gonna need you to dress up in this." I threw her Franky's clothing.
"Then
I'm gonna need you to stop staring at me like that when I do, unless you plan
to throw money at me." And people wonder, why I hate socializing.
Great, I had to explain everything to her, I hate going over my plans a thousand times.
"Your
'fans' are probably on their way here, so we need you to change into Franky's
clothing, so they don't know that you are here. You'll spend only a day with
us, so you have only a day to sleep, drink, eat, fart, and so on. In the middle
of the night, you will leave."
After that I went to the Living Room, Alesana was showing her where to change.
After she changed , she came down to the living room and placed her Colt and two combat knives on the table, along with a few pennies and a bag
of toiletries, plus her laptop and an illustrated copy of the book Dracula, and
an iPod, then her iPhone.
"That's
all I got to show for it; I feel bad you're doing this for free, so take what
you want."
Yeah, like we needed any of that crap, not to mention, it was rather stupid to place all of that stuff on the table, like Claude said:
"It'd be a good idea to put that stuff away, since your friend
might be watching."
She joined us, as me and Claude were playing Crash Team Racing on his playstation, if there's one thing Claude is good at, it's video games, that fucker know it too.
"I
fucking hate the castle level..."
To which he laughed "If
you know how to do the extra boosts, after you land, you can clear any level
just easily!"
"So
where are you all from? I'm from Cheshire." That was an "out of nowhere" question.
"Ireland,
Bray."
"I'm
from New York."
At this point I was getting rather annoyed, cause Claude just shoved my kart off the fucking map, oh and just in case, if it wasn't clear, I was born and raised in London.
"So
if you went to a high school in England, you must be from like a posh family? I
just went to secondary school. Crazy, wild and wonderful place."
I don't know if they were posh, just fucking control freaks.
"Hold
R1 when you turn a corner, wait till the meter in the corner fills up, then
press L1."
I know how to do the fucking move, I just didn't care.
Once Claude won the race, he got up, turned off the PS1 and went to his room saying that he had "Work" to do. At the same time Alesana went off cooking, so I was the only one left, which meant, I had to be the one to keep an eye on the girl, in other words, they fucking bailed on me.
"You
were pretty content to watch me like a fuckin' hawk a few minutes ago."
Well excuse me of being against an idea, of bringing in an enemy.
"An
idea that Alesana says you contributed to, mister."
And that's why you never trust Alesana, cause she can't keep her mouth shut. But, as I said, the only reason why I contributed, was because, if they were going to go along with this brain dead idea, might as well come up with a plan, that won't kill us.
"Sorry"
Sorry, doesn't fucking cut it. I was pretty annoyed at that point and the only way for me to calm down, is drumming, now I never drum in front of anyone, however, this was an exception, since I had to keep an eye on her, so I had to have her be in the same room. Told her to shut up and let me drum, she flipped me off, I flipped her off, she laughed for some reason, I was annoyed, whatever.
I decided to ask her, what her plan is, for when she leaves our place.
"To
stay alive. Keep my friends alive. Find a way to make money. Learn to drive,
maybe even have somewhere to live. Sort out everything that's wrong with my
head. But from there, I don't really know."
I thought she didn't understand the question, so I elaborated.
"Murder
Vladik. Murder Lyle. Beat Kyrylo until he's shitting teeth, find a way to kill
him. Get a tattoo. Those things, in any order."
She wasn't kidding, that was her "plan", how the fuck did she manage to survive for so long? I will never know.
Then Alesa knocked on the door, saying that she was free now and could babysit Sanna, to which I replied, by sprinting out of the room.
I'm sure her and Alesana are having a boring, girly chat downstairs, right now.
Good to hear she's relatively safe. Keep an eye out for Timberwolves, they might pay you a visit ('cause of you being proxies, not for any other reason.)
ReplyDeleteYou fucking idiot. You, Fuck-Flap, are also a fucking, sucking idiot. Brave, though. There must be an extra pair of balls where your brain should be. It'd certainly explain why you are such a dick head.
ReplyDeleteFor all the effort you made to avoid us like cowards, you went and made a post about it? You're a fuck-flap. Which is a word I've just made up, and it's definition is YOU! A fuck-flap, you fuck-flap!
So, Fuck-Flap, better get comfortable, start praying to Baby Justin Bieber or whoever it is you worship, because we're coming for the girl and I'm going to make you all watch what we do.
And no matter what, everything you say that's out of line will mean another bad thing will happen to her, so keep your mouth shut. Or say loads of shit to me if you hate her, I don't mind, I guess if you hate her you can sit back and enjoy the show.
See you soon, Fuck-Flap!
-Kyrylo
Kyrylo, stay professional when borrowing my account. Fuck-Flap has not yet proved to be an enemy, but simply an irksome child.
DeleteKyrylo, ever considered stand up? Not that you're good or anything, Just the face that I would get to throw rotten tomatoes at you, that'd be just grand.
DeleteI used to do stand-up. It's the easiest way to fuck bitches. Seriously, kid, if you want all the ladies, DO STAND-UP!
Delete-Kyrylo
My plan is personal to me, and I don't feel I'm obliged to tell you any details. What do you even care?
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to see how the fuck you managed to survive for so long.
DeleteAnd you could have said that you didn't want to disclose them, at least it wouldn't make you look like an idiot.
These aren't questions with answers that are going to comfort you. You're a ridiculously sensitive person so I'm not inclined to tell you I survived by putting a great deal of your brethren in the ground.
DeleteIncidentally, I wasn't trained by a soldier, I was trained by three ex-soldiers. If you see me as an enemy or a threat, that's fine, 'cause you should, you should absolutely be scared. But at least get your facts right.
You think I give a shit about other proxies? Nope.
DeleteI'm not scared of you, I'm careful, there's a difference.
Then I'd appreciate it if you stopped with the eyeball-fucking in any future encounters.
Deleteaw, how sweet. your going soft. Makes me want to puke.
ReplyDeleteOh, we have a regular DMX here! WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD AT?
Deletewhat the hell's a dmx?
DeleteI'll keep this short since Malik probably won't appreciate me talking about rap music on his blog. DMX is a rapper with lyrics that tend to centre around how tough he is, and how everyone else should aim to be all tough and stoic and manly. I'm not a fan of DMX though, I like rap but his music just isn't for me. Most of the time I prefer darker, more serious rap.
Deleteheh, yeah, i know. Sometimes Daniel says I act a bit too serious. Guess I need to loosen up a bit... raps not really my thing.
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