Monday, 18 August 2014

Fuck dat.

Calling me in, in the middle of the day, telling me that they want me to be in charge of a small squad and shit. Told them where to stick it, get this, they threatened to kill me, funny bunch of guys. Told them they can kill me right there and then, they'd be doing me a favor, nope, didn't kill me.

So as you can tell, I refused the "promotion" I don't need it, nor do I want it. What I really want, is to be left alone, but that ain't happening any time soon.

I mean,what kind of idiot wants more work piled up on them? Definitely not me, I'd rather sit in my chair and play Claude's PS1 all day. However, I think it's time to fucking upgrade and get a PS3, or at least a 2, playing the same games over and over gets tiring.

So yeah, if you're looking for me, I'm in the living room.

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4 comments:

  1. Rasmus Niinistö18 August 2014 at 05:34

    I can kill you as a favour, if you want.

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    1. Malik18 August 2014 at 16:21

      Come at me bro.

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    2. Rasmus Niinistö18 August 2014 at 21:29

      What a clever, original fuckin line. Not overused at all!

      I wondered if you'd be different from these proxy industry wankas but it seems you're content to drink your own fuckmuck from the bottle while I cap you.

      Also, tip for the shitty selfie profile picture - there's actually a fuckin button that let's you use the front camera on your iPhone so you don't have to stand in front of your fuckin bathroom mirror. And what the dick is up with the Christian cross tattoo, you batty arse twat? Aren't you a proxy, knob face?

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  2. Jen21 August 2014 at 14:42

    Sorry for saying "good luck dying". It was... stupid... of me. And a bit mean. tThough you probably never even heard of the word "nice" before...

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