Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Timberpoops

Aight, so I'm pretty sure everyone is aware of a Timberwolf invasion that is going around London right now, right? They are targeting our people (Proxies), because apparently, some of us were getting really friendly with some runners and shit. The thing I most hate, is someone telling me how to act, how to talk, how to walk. I'll do whatever the fuck I want, what's the worst you can do? Torture me? I welcome it, I like pain. You gonna kill me? Please do, anything's better than living a life like this. But I'm monologuing...

Anyways, back on track, once Claude received a warning from higher ups that the Wolves were indeed invading our neighborhoods and shit, he proposed we gather all of the people in the neighborhood and take off, to which I immediately said is a stupid idea. We have crap load of weapons here, if we stay, we can use them and stand our ground, if we run, it's just a matter of time until they get their hands on our weapons and hunt us down.

Thinking about it, he agreed with me and said that all of the proxies in the region which he controlled, were to come down to our neighborhood, staying over at our houses, we set up the barricades around our houses, we weaponize (Not an actual word, but whatever) everyone: teens, women, kids, etc... And we stand our ground.

Besides, I have a card up my sleeve if we suddenly start losing.

This is why I was recruited, I'm a strategist, a good one at that and I know it.

Now we wait.

6 comments:

  1. You like pain? How fortunate. Although I knew a guy like that and his brother shot him in the head.

    Not sure where your magical strategies were when Vladik and co bust into your house. But I'll believe it if I see it.

    Don't try the path. Ronny told me that's the first thing they blocked off. Not that I can trust her after what she took my wallet and sent messages on my phone.

    Oh. Just a reminder. Timberwolves are batshit insane. They don't believe in running away under any circumstances. You have to neutralise them in some way.

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    1. My strategy in that situation was that they couldn't do jack shit to me, since they didn't have any proof.

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    2. Not having mentioned it at all might have been an even better strategy.

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    3. But it's a lot more fun outsmarting someone.

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    4. At first I thought you were rational and stuff, turns out you're just as batshit as me. Yikes. Although I think I'm the crazier one.

      Also, I have a request of you all. If you encounter a Timberwolf boy called Rasmus, don't kill him. He and I have history that go back before all this running and Fear started, so don't touch.

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    5. I don't need your fuckin help Sanna. You can fuckin beg proxies like a bitch if you want to but don't do it on my fuckin behalf.

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