Wednesday, 6 August 2014

We Strike First, Eat It.

Never wait for someone to attack if they are expecting you to defend.

These idiots were marching through our cul-de-sac in a perfect line, idiots. What they didn't expect was us sitting in our houses, with our guns at the ready to shoot them from both directions. Some of these idiots started rushing towards those houses, but that's why people like me were ready inside the house, we were wielding close combat weaponry, like: Machetes, Axes, Swords, etc... So that if they do get close to the houses, we can easily chop their heads off.

We could also monitor them perfectly, since Alesa and a few other hackers tapped into our surveillance cameras, that the "higher ups" provided for us (I bet it was to keep an eye on us, I also bet that they will give us a shit storm once they found out that we hacked the cameras).

Once they noticed that they were losing crap load of men, I guess they decided to back off, I bet it ain't over yet though, nah, they'll come back, probably more organized, whatever, they can eat my ass.

So far my plan has worked, we have no causalities, well maybe Gabe got a bullet wound through his leg, but who really gives a shit about that prick, right?

Also, as a response to Sanna, what makes you think that I give a shit if he's your friend? If he happens to be among those fuckers, we will kill him, no questions asked. Those assholes think they're tough shit? Doesn't seem like it at all right now.

19 comments:

  1. I tried to fuckin tell her she should stay out of it but she's ignoring my texts. Which is bollocks since I fuckin know she's read them.

    Congratulations, you killed some fuckin cannon fodder, go to the fuckin stage to get a medal and a blowie from the mayor of London.

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    1. Oh, I knew they were cannon fodder, still, that cannon fodder was expected to do some damage, only 0.4% damage done to us, which is basically nothing.

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    2. So when are you fuckin converting?

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    3. Converting? The fuck are you smoking?

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    4. You went from civilian to proxy to save your flabby arse. & I don't think you learned shit. So when you going from proxy to wulf?

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    5. Oh look, another pretentious fuck who thinks he knows me, oh joy, you guys fucking multiply fast.

      Um, never? Simply cause of people like you, I mean,all of you wolves are like that, pretentious as fuck, telling others what to do, thinking you're the shit.

      Yeah, no thanks.

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    6. I didn't tell you what to fuckin do.

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    7. My God, you ARE stupid, I'm done here.

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    1. I'm sorry, who the fuck are you again?

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    2. It says her name above her comment, dick-eyes.

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    3. You don't say, next thing you'll be telling me that when it rains, people get wet.

      I meant who the fuck is this person in general, don't give a fuck about their name, dumb ass.

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    4. Ever fuckin heard of humour? Or is your brain turned into cock cheese?

      Also, "dumb ass"? We're in England. The word "dumb" has no fucking meaning here.

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    5. I thought we established that you're the slow one out of two of us.

      Don't give a fuck where we are, you know what the words means, which means the meaning got across, that's all that matters.

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    6. I don't care whether you think I'm Paris Hilton or Nikola fuckin Tesla on the intelligence front mate.

      What you interpret as dumb, is me trying to get you to stop being a fucking passive aggressive pussy wipe and say what you mean.

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    7. why do you fucking care who I am? And you two argue like a old married couple.

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    8. Why do I care? I really don't. That was a sarcastic question, to which it establishes that I don't know you, hence you're probably not all that important.

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